Moldy Bagels Episode One (Part Two)

In this second part we start off with a sketch about porn titles. I don't know why I have such a lifelong fascination that borders on fixation on porn titles, but as god as my witness, this is the last fucking time I'll create a piece of comedy centered around the subject. Maybe I enjoy the subject so much because porn titles are easy to come up with, and rolling off a dozen of them is a great way to feel clever without actually being so. Either way, this bit has some good ideas, but it runs too long and doesn't take off as much as it should.

I like the steak sauce cartoon that follows. As a slave in the food service industry, steak sauce is a subject that's very close to my heart. Steaks that aren't treated properly make me sad. Why somebody would pay well over $20 for a quality ribeye only to order it well done and drown it in steak sauce makes no sense to me. It's like paying $5 million to have sex with Jessica Alba and putting a paper bag over her head while you do it.

I also like the bit because it's the first time that I felt like I literally built a set using MS Paint. I took a rooftop view of the Chicago river, I put a window in front of it, and I put the projector screen that the consultant uses in front of that. I know this is basic shit to you fancy boys with your Harvard degrees and McCafe coffee, but I'm proud that I taught myself how to do something. Fuck you.