During the commercial breaks of today's White Sox - Cubs game there was a commercial that kept appearing. I have no recollection what it was for, but this guy is walking around a city and he sees smiley faces wherever he goes. Then he looks up at a huge building and sees a whole bunch of windows opening in the shape of a smiley face. Then some fuckhead announcer goes, "Who says life can't be wonderful?" Awesome question. Since you asked, here are some answers:
-Pretty much any child growing up in Africa
-Almost everyone living in Africa
-Most of the residents of the state of West Virginia
-Anyone who just got told they have terminal cancer and only have three months to live
-Sufferers of gonorrhea and syphilis
-A distressingly large amount of Asia
-Paraplegics, quadriplegics, and people paralyzed from the waist down
-20-year old girls from Ohio who came to Hollywood to fulfill their childhood dream of being actresses who are now sucking cock for heroin in a west L.A. ghetto
-Liza Minelli
-Danny Bonaduce
-Over 80% of the war, disease, and famine-stricken world
Have a happy summer!
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