Chad Likes White Women

This is Chad Ocho Cinco getting grilled by Wendy Williams for not having enough black women on his VH1 dating show. I watched the first episode last night, and the first half hour consisted of him whittling 85 women down to 17 by having them all on a football field and eliminating them based on their looks, how well they hugged a tackling dummy, and their improvised touchdown celebrations. He would eliminate women by cutting them like they're players and he's a football coach.

I guess the first question that needs to be asked here is, "Bitch, you think black women are being disrespected by not taking part in this? Shit, really?" Beyond that, Chad made his initial cuts from 85 to 17 based pretty much entirely on how how hot he found the girls. Accusations of racism and browbeating are not going to change how his penis feels. He likes white and Hispanic chicks more. What's wrong with that? Am I a sexist against men because I'm straight?

And most importantly, I'm fucking glad that Chad likes white and Hispanic women more than black. He's extremely physically fit and still pretty young, he's a millionaire, he's a famous professional athlete, and he's oddly charming. I've got him beat in the brains department seeing as how he's one minor head injury away from falling into full-blown retardation while I solved a level 4 Sudoku once, but he's overall far more desirable to women, and the longer he stays away from black chicks, the better my chances are of wooing That's So Raven.

Someday you'll be mine