More fun with Omegle!

Here's more fun I've had with Omegle, and if you play your cards right, I might even show an Omegle conversation my friend had too.

Round One: Misunderstanding

Stranger: hey
You: word up
Stranger: m/f?
You: mf?
You: you just call me a motherfucker?
Stranger: male of female?
Stranger: hahah
You: I should kick your black ass for talking like that
Stranger: iz dat rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Verdict: Win

Round 2: Metal Gear Awesome

Stranger: Hey
You: Snake? Is that you?
Stranger: Depends on what snake u are talking about
You: I can't get my codec to work
You: Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Verdict: Flawless Victory

Now at this point I was going to post an extremely long conversation I had in which I pretended to be a girl who barely survived an attempt by a psycho to run her car off the road. The conversation features a very long buildup to the punchline in which I tell the other person that I managed to give the police a description of the car whose driver tried to kill me. I say that the license plate said FRESH and there were dice in the mirror.

Despite what I think is an obvious Fresh Prince reference that most anyone would get, the person continued to act as if I said the most normal thing ever, which leads me to believe the person was just playing along or was merely the dumbest person in the world. Either way, the whole conversation is too boring to post in its entirety, It's likely that I didn't fool anyone, and I'd much rather post this truly epic conversation engineered by my friend Rabbit than waste more space talking about my boring labored Fresh Prince reference:

Stranger: hey
You: I am so pissed right now, dude
Stranger: aw, explain
You: Get this
You: I'm at work, right?
You: And this lady comes up to me and asks where we have the dogs (I work at a pet store)
You: I punch her in the dick and tell her to get bent
Stranger: good for you
You: And my fuckin manager comes out of nowhere and starts bitchin at ME
Stranger: woah wtf
You: Long story short I get fired
Stranger: for what!?
You: Some stupid shit
You: I don't even know what the term was
Stranger: that is fucked up
You: I know, right?
You: Such bullshit
You: This is the worst day ever
Stranger: go cock slap that bitch
You: Even worse than when I got fired from McDonald's
Stranger: oh tell me about it
You: Some kid was sassing me asking for another happy meal
You: So I throw him in the boiling oil/grease shit we use to make fries
Stranger: good, stupid sonofabitch
You: Next thing I know the kid FUCKIN MELTS
You: and ruins the batch of fries
You: and his parents have the audacity to fuss at me
Stranger: wtf not the fries
You: despite the fact that their kid was responsible for fucking up my fries
Stranger: HE RUINED THE FRIES?
Stranger: no
Stranger: inexcuseable
Stranger: unforgiveable
You: I fully agree
You: Thanks for playing along and not disconnecting immediately, hun
You: <3
Stranger: hehe<3 np
Stranger: thats what im on here for XD
(At this point it's hard to declare Rabbit the winner since although he's being hilarious, the other guy is playing along, making it very hard for this conversation to qualify as a traditional Omegle-type contest. But then Rabbit shatters expectations by busting out this eviscerating deathblow)
You: You're a fucking loser. I hope you die in one of the above incidents. Faggot.
You have disconnected.
(Suddenly we have a winner after all)