Close your mouth, you ungrateful whore. God gave you a nose and you should use it. Not everyone has a nose, you know. Burn victims and people born with birth defects would love to have a nose and here you are taking your blessing for granted. Okay, I admit, not everyone appreciates their noses every second they're alive. Even I sometimes don't take the time to pause and thank Jesus that I have two holes on my face that can collect air and smell things, but when you spend an entire 130 minute movie without closing your mouth for even a FLEETING GODDAMN SECOND to put those nostrils to work, you're spitting on all of the noseless masses. I was already baffled enough by the Twilight movies. Two hunky, exotic, fascinating men deeply in love with and fighting over a boring girl with no personality who isn't even hot is nuts, but when you consider that she fucking hates disabled people to boot, it's downright insane.
Kristen, there's no excuse for your actions. Quit acting like your shit doesn't stink just because not everyone can smell it.
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