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Monday, December 15, 2008
Rock out with your c--k out
Like 99% of America, when I'm at my job I'm as mentally far away from work as possible. Today I spent the first four hours of my shift intently focusing on coming up with variations on the popular term "Rock out with your cock out." I came up with 18. And if you stay with me I'll include a special bonus phrase for the ladies.
1. Rock out with your cock out
2. Hang out with your wang out
3. Zone out with your bone out
4. Stick out with your dick out
5. Space out with your mace out
6. Flip out with your tip out
7. Veg out with your hedge out (Note: This one only really applies to guys with enormous quantities of pubic hair)
8. Fill out with your dill out
9. Wing out with your ding out
10. Point out with your joint out
11. Fade out with your blade out
12. Wipe out with your pipe out
13. Strike out with your pike out
14. Freak out with your beak out
15. Run out with your gun out
16. Black out with your sack out
17. Roll out with your pole out
18. Wig out with your twig out
And a bonus one for the ladies....
Jam out with your clam out! (My coworker Brandon came up with that one, not me.)
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gong out with your schlong out.
fall out with your ball out.
shoot out with your root out.
For the ladies.....
flip out with your lip out.
buff out with your muff out.
sit out with your clit out.
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