F--k the class of 2009

Fuck the class of 2009. I got absolutely slaughtered at work today because we were inundated with dozens upon dozens of groups of 8 or more celebrating their little turdstain's graduation. Oooh, congratulations, you graduated from high school. We're all really impressed that you successfully completed a feat that boils down to existing for four years. In a comedy movie or TV show, one of the main go-to jokes to establish a character as stupid or worthless is to refer to his credentials as "High school graduate." Bra-fucking-vo, you've officially put yourselves on par with Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. After the kids left the restaurant I'm pretty sure their parents congratulated them for ten minutes for successfully eating. Suck my dick, class of 2009. Suck it hard.