This is my exercise bike. It's not actually my bike, but it's the model that I have in my apartment. My girlfriend and I got it as an early Christmas present from her mother. It's a Schwinn and it kicks ass. It's got a bunch of different programs, it's really quiet, and there's these sweet metal plates that can actually read your heart rate when you put your hands on them. There's only one little problem with it: the bike makes my penis fall asleep.
I've asked a bunch of guys I know, and none of them have ever had this happen to them. It's just me. You know how your foot or arm gets all tingly when you cut off the circulation and they fall asleep? That happens to my dong and balls sometimes. The way that I sit on the exercise bike apparently cuts off those one or two blood vessels that carry blood to the pubic region, and whenever I finish a 40 minute session on that thing, I need to stand up and walk around for 15 minutes until I have feeling in my penis again. Sometimes rubbing is required to completely fix the problem.
Anyways, that's just something I thought you'd like to know.
No comments:
Post a Comment