Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Chocolate News! It's kinda like Chappelle's Show!

Have you guys ever heard of this show Chocolate News on Comedy Central hosted by David Alan Grier? It's a sketch comedy show featuring racially charged humor and it's hosted by a black guy who used to do sitcoms, just like Chappelle's Show. Therefore, every aspect of Chocolate News should be compared directly to Chappelle's Show. Some of those brainiac bloggers out there might tell you that thinking about a TV show only in terms of how it directly compares to another show just because the formats are similar and the hosts are the same race is really, really, really goddamn moronic. They can go suck a dick. Critical thinking gives my brain a hurt. Here are some more comparisons and similarities that I think are completely fair:

-The newer version of The Longest Yard, which features small, physically unimpressive Jew Adam Sandler as a former NFL quarterback, and Any Given Sunday, which features a 46 year old Dennis Quaid as an active NFL quarterback are pretty much the same movie. They're both football movies, and they both have guys who could never actually play quarterback if their lives depended on it!

-Barack Obama is a ripoff of David Palmer. Same race, same job, same shit as before. Try something original next time!

-Lethal Weapon is a shot-for-shot remake of In the Heat of the Night.

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