Hey, hey! How's it going? Perez Toadstool is here with the hottest celeb gossip from all over the Mushroom Kingdom, from Pipe World to Cookie Mountain, from Delfino Plaza to Bomb-Omb Battlefield, and all the way over to the Forest of Illusion. Here's the latest:Princess Peach Whoring it Up Again
Filed Under: Hobag royalty
It looks like Princess Peach has up and gotten herself kidnapped by Bowser again for the 298th time. In what is starting to feel like a weekly occurrence, Prin-Pee-Pee has yet again gotten the Winona Ryder treatment and been stolen from her b to the f Mario and taken to the totally fab Koopa Castle.
But that's not the end of the story!
Rumor has it Pee-Pee's BFF's are saying that she's getting five finger discounted on purpose! Apparently, a plumber's salary just isn't cutting it for the high-maintenance gal anymore, and she's looking for some new digs!
When asked by the paps for the 411 on the rumors, the princess told them to "eff off".
How unprofesh!
Hey PrinPrin: if you can't handle the heat from the photogs, how will you ever be able to look your baby daddy in the eye and tell him it ain't all about the Benjamins? MarMar, Perez thinks it's about time you get your fire flower and burn this BITCH at the stake.
It all makes me so sick I just want to vom! Laterz!!!
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