My idea for a Coors Light commercial

I still think the Coors Light coach commercials are pretty funny, and I had an idea for one. I'm too lazy to use a camera and edit, but I think text will get it across. I'm just a little worried that the humor might be too innocent and not have enough of an edge to successfully promote the product. The video contains the soundbites that I'd use.




Guy #1: Coach Parcells, that was some really good advice you gave my cousin when you told him that we could lure sixteen year old girls into our basement with promises of free Coors Light.

Bill Parcells: He hears everything I say

Guy #2: But coach, we've been raping and killing for three weeks now and I don't know what to do with the bodies. Will his cousin remember the procedure for burning and disposing of corpses you taught him?

Bill Parcells: He can tell you three weeks from now what I said today.

Guy #2: Well that's a relief

Announcer: Taste the cold of Coors Light. The offical beer sponsor of the NFL

Guy #1: Coach, we told a few of the girls that the only way we'd let them out of the basement alive is if they performed sexual favors on us.

Bill Parcells: Consider yourselves sucked

Guy #2: It was awesome! But seriously, we still totally killed them.

(The two guys high five)